Meryl Streep, Mary McDonnell, Julianne Moore, Barbra Streisand, Jessica Chastain ♥
'I have no claim over the woman at all, unless it's the claim one who has nearly drowned has over the person who pulled her out of the ocean.'
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional
Why is this so fucking accurate
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
[W]hen we launch in a territory the Bittorrent traffic drops as the Netflix traffic grows. So I think people do want a great experience and they want access – people are mostly honest. The best way to combat piracy isn’t legislatively or criminally but by giving good options. One of the side effects of growth of content is an expectation to have access to it. You can’t use the internet as a marketing vehicle and then not as a delivery vehicle.
Look, someone who gets it.
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt