"I have no claim over the woman at all, unless it's the claim one who has nearly drowned has over the person who pulled her out of the ocean."
I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls
the single greatest moment of the series
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Thank goodness I’ve been wondering.
this is my favorite line in the history of ahs
you know all that stuff I was going on about a few weeks ago where I had that psychiatrist and he was going to magic me better and everything was going to be great, well he actually let me down big time and consequently I’ve been on this horrible medication for a really long time when I didn’t need to be and I got so upset about this email I got about it the other night I’ve been sort of bed-bound since Friday
I’ve made it into the kitchen a few times but I’ve become like, allergic to my room because it’s so messy and I spend so much time in it crying and feeling ill that I just hate it so much that I spend pretty much every waking moment with the covers over my head crying
anyway right now I am so dizzy/nauseated I can’t drink so that’s not fun because I’ve only managed half a glass of apple squash all day, but I have eaten a whole curry so go me
also my friend doesn’t realise she’s doing it I guess but she keeps making fun of my sleeping pattern like “oh you got up at three today, you’re such an idiot” and I know she doesn’t mean it but I genuinely can’t help it and it’s not funny anymore, it’s just hurtful because it makes me constantly aware of how I’m failing as a human being, but I can’t say anything to her because of my anxiety, GR9
anyway that’s all that’s happening and it blows
And I was thinking it was an arm all this time
This picture has ruined my life
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.